the signs on valentine's day
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Aries:
motherfucker where is my valentine
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Taurus:
*frantically shoves chocolate into mouth*
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Gemini:
maybe i can pay my friend to pretend to be my date
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Cancer:
ugh, all those cute couples are gross. i'm not jealous, i just don't like seeing people suck face in the halls!
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Leo:
what the hell am i going to do with all these flowers and all this chocolate?
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Virgo:
love is a social construct and i don't need it
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Libra:
OMMMGGGGG I LOVE EVERYONE ! *goes home and cries*
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Scorpio:
i'm a strong, independent woman who don't need no man *sniffles*
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Sagittarius:
why is this a holiday lol. i am my own valentine
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Capricorn:
i am a sad, lonely person. no one loves me. buT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE BITCH I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU ANYWAY *breaks down crying*
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Aquarius:
wat
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Pisces:
time to buy myself chocolate and pretend it's from my crush
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- The Taurus one is perfectly accurate for this Taurus.
