Powell's Books: There's a book for that
How to Talk Yourself Out of …
plastic surgery: The Island of Dr. Moreau by H. G. Wells
tattoos: In the Penal Colony by Franz Kafka
haircuts: Sweeney Todd (multiple authors)
Oooh, let’s make this a thing…
prep school: The…
lack of food industry oversight: The Jungle by Upton Sinclair
evangelism: Elmer Gantry by Sinclair Lewis
being a kept lover: Sister Carrie by Theodore Dreiser
Marriage: Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn
Reading: Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
Eating in restaurants: Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain
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